I'm a cheerful and efficient Stage Manager with over 10 years of experience with companies that include Lyric Hammersmith, Watford Palace Theatre, Bill Kenwright Ltd, Royal & Derngate Theatres, Derby Playhouse, Graeae Theatre Company, and for directors including Rupert Goold, Cal McCrystal, Neil Bartlett and Marcello Magni.

I write all kinds of stuff: mainly comedy scripts, but also reviews, articles, and also poetry, which I can sometimes be seen reciting in public (at organised events, not in the middle of John Lewis. Well, sometimes, but only near kitchenware).

I can make sure actors appear on stage at the right time and that nothing falls on top of them.

I can write stuff.

If you'd like me to do either of these things, and will give me money in return, please get in touch by clicking on the link below.